>Dilemma

>I’m trying to figure out if an effort to translate the entire Bible (both Testaments!) into LOL speak makes me love my fellow humans more or hate them with my whole heart.

Probably hate.

However, I wanted to see what my favourite passage in the Bible (I may be a sinner but that Jebus guy had some wicked cool ideas, yo) would read like in LOL speak.  Conclusion: I don’t think it’s all that easier (or harder) to read than the old English versions of the Bible… but it is infinitely funnier. And I think Jebus would dig that. Srsly.

teh catitudes

1
Wen he seez lotz kittehz, he climbz tree. His BFz climbz tree too.
2
He sez hai and he teaches teh kittehs, he sez:
3
Cheezburgrz 4 teh n00b kittehs, theys can has teh Ceiling.
4
Cheezburgrz 4 teh sad kittehs, theys can has petting.
5
Cheezburgrz 4 teh m33k kittehs, theys can has teh urfs.
6
Cheezburgrz 4 teh kittehs who sez “I can has gud, plz?”, theys can has it.
7
Cheezburgrz 4 teh kittehs dat no pwns, Ceiling Cat no pwnz0rz thems.
8
Cheezburgrz 4 teh kittehs wiff purr in hartz, theys can sees Ceiling Cat.
9
Cheezburgrz 4 teh kittehs dat sez shhhhh!, Ceiling Cat is liek “u mai kittehs.”
10
Cheezburgrz 4 teh kittehs dat gets pwned by otehrs fur haz gud, theys can has teh Ceiling too.
11
Cheezburgrz if otehrs be liek “DO NOT WANT” 2 u, an liez abt u, coz of meh.
12
B teh happys n party, coz u can has cookiez n cakez in Ceiling. Iz liek wen theys been liek “DO NOT WANT” to all teh holee kittehs b4.

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