I was walking along Bethnal Green Street (first impression: Dodgy. But in a very cool way) on my way to view a flat when I saw the fattest kid in the universe** playing a Nintendo DS and facing a Weight Watchers advert that was not a foot away from him . That kid was awesome.
See, this kid is fatter than the one I saw.
And infinitely grumpier.
And infinitely grumpier.
*I’m deeply in love with you as a person if you got the title of the post without having to look it up. You are obviously one of my favourite people.
**This is probably not true. He was a porker***, but I’m sure he wasn’t the fattest kid in the universe.
***Heh heh. Porker.
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>lol i thought this was a post about the simpsons, or BART simpson in this case but ended up reading about a fat kid and now this blogger is deeply in love with me. I'll take it all and call it a day.