>I found this little gem in the 12 January edition of The London Paper (one of the free papers you can find lying all over the Tube trains):
“Cadbury issues milk warning
Chocolate maker cadbury is to print warnings on bars of milk chocolate saying “CONTAINS MILK” in order to alert customers who may be allergic.”
I didn’t realise that being lactose intolerate also made you fucking retarded. Live and learn, I suppose.