As our species grows ever more delayed

>I found this little gem in the 12 January edition of The London Paper (one of the free papers you can find lying all over the Tube trains):

Cadbury issues milk warning

Chocolate maker cadbury is to print warnings on bars of milk chocolate saying “CONTAINS MILK” in order to alert customers who may be allergic.”

I didn’t realise that being lactose intolerate also made you fucking retarded. Live and learn, I suppose.

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One response to “As our species grows ever more delayed

  1. >You know there are some schools that you are not allowed to bring Peanut Butter Sandwiches for lunch… honestly… okay, your allergic to peanuts… DON’T EAT MY LUNCH! Remember when you made me a peanut butter sandwich for math class… it was like three inches thick… I think of that sandwich from time to time…

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