>I can’t seem to do anything right this morning! I tried making breakfast – whoo boy. Bad news bears, even for someone who is as culinarily-challenged as I am.
Burned toast? Check.
Eggs stuck on pan? Check.
But the coup de grâce? While I was trying to eat my mangled eggs on burned toast, I spilled half of it my trousers and the floor.
Oh yah, I’m all kinds of awesome today.