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Appetizer
Name one thing that is unique about you.
I don’t think that there is anything particularly unique about me. I agree with Palaniuk: “You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.” I didn’t bother to look that up, by the way, so it might not be 100% accurate. Besides, “unique” is a word that gets thrown around too much. We say “unique” when we mean “unusual”, it should mean “only one like it”. So I might be a little unusual, but overall I would consider myself absolutely ordinary in the larger scheme of things.
Soup
Fill in the blank: My favorite _________ is __________ but I like _________ too.
My favourite weather is sunny but I like rain too.
Salad
What type of wood do you have for your home’s furnishings?
Heh, heh. Wood. Seriously, I think everything in here is made from cardboard.
Main Course
Who do you talk to most often on the phone?
Easily my boss… when she’s out of the office she calls me at least 17 times in the day.
Dessert
What level of responsibility do you have in your job?
Pretty high, actually. I have access to the company credit card and everything.
Appetizer
Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? If so, what did you do and who was your victim?
I definitely have, but specifics do not come to mind.
Soup
What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?
I don’t have salt and pepper shakers.
Salad
Where is the next place you plan to visit (on vacation or business)?
I might go back to Scotland, although I’ve also been thinking about checking out Wales.
Main Course
What kind of lotion or cream do you use to keep your hands from getting too dry?
I have hand cream in my drawer at work. Am I suppose to remember which brand?
Dessert
Make up a dessert, tell us its ingredients, and give it a name.
I don’t want to make one up. I’m just going to go and eat a cookie instead.
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