Curse You MySpace and Facebook

I hardly ever check MySpace anymore, so I don’t find these FASINATING surveys to do anymore. Except now I’m on Facebook all the freaking time and (hold your breath, my lucky little duckies!) I found one that I actually haven’t done before.
This is when YOU should hate my insomnia nearly as much as I do. If I would just GO TO BED, you wouldn’t have to read this. In fact, you don’t have to read it if you don’t want to. You can skip it and go to the next mesmerizing and informative blog entry that I have created.
I stole this from April, someone who I was good friends with in high school, haven’t seen in almost 10 years, and haven’t even been in contact with since probably 2004. We are connected now through Facebook… isn’t the internet neat?  Anyhoo… that’s the backstory to this one.
– Available: Yes, but probably not interested in you.
– Age: 31
– Annoyance: Just one? Are you kidding me?
– Actor: Keifer Sutherland (as Jack Bauer)

– Beer: I would kill you and your entire family for a decent (read: not Korean) beer right now. I would even drink a Chinese beer…

– Birthday/Birthplace: April 5 / New Westminster, BC, Canada
– Best Friends: There are a few… but my moms, Mike, and Carey are on the top of the list (Brendan almost made it… but then he moved away. Way to go, dillhole.)
– Body Part on opposite sex: back of the neck
– Best feeling in the world: getting a standing ovation after a performance (I meant on stage, perverts)
– Big words: even if I could think of one, I wouldn’t know how to spell it.
– Best weather: thunder and lightning storms
– Been in Love: Yes (real and pretend)
– Been bitched out?: Yes (this week, actually)
– Been on stage?: Yes
– Believe in yourself?: Shit no! I’m just a figment of my own imagination.
– Believe in life on other planets: Yes
– Believe in miracles: Yes
– Believe in Magic: I believe in illusion
– Believe in God: I do… but not in the way this question means it
– Believe in Satan: Just the devil inside…
– Believe in Santa: He still sends me gifts (my moms just has to redirect them to Korea, apparently Santa is too delayed to figure out my new address)
– Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Yes
– Believe in Evolution: Yes

– Car: no
– Candy: sour gummy cola bottles

– Colour: red
– Cried in school: Yes,  embarrassingly enough a few times… (3 times came right to mind: when I fell in the mud in grade one and I thought I would have to sit through the rest of the day in my underpants; in grade 11 when Bruce and I broke up; again in grade 11 when my stepbrother had committed suicide)
– Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate
– Chinese/Mexican: both!
– Cake or pie: only ice cream cake OR lemon meringue pie
– Country to visit:  North Korea (May), The Philippines (July), Japan (September), Singapore (September), Malaysia (again!), Vietnam, Laos, and then Canada (and then England, Scotland, and Ireland… not sure after that)
– Day or Night: night
– Dream vehicle: the Batmobile
– Danced: Yes
– Dance in the rain?: Yes
– Do the splits?: Almost got there but I stopped doing TKD

– Eggs: scrambie
– Eyes: murky green
– Everyone has a: dark side
– Ever failed a class? No

– First crush: I was in grade three and I don’t remember his name
– First kiss: can’t remember

– Full name: Jodi Anne Schneck
– First thoughts waking up: "Why the hell did I buy the most annoying alarm clock on the planet??" (It is a green racoon… thing that is about 6 inches tall with flashing red lights. It is terrifying. And it plays music and then says "time to get up" in Korean)
– Food: pizza & popcorn

– Greatest Fear: mediocrity
– Giver or taker: giver (true story… I tend to give more than I take. In fact, I’m sure some people – people who shouldn’t even bother leaving a comment about this one – get annoyed with my inability to accept things – like money, aid, love – from other people)
– Goals: to be happy

– Gum: cinnamon
– Get along with your parents?: Yes
– Good luck charm: my hedgehog "Lou"

In girls/guys:
Eye colour: Hair Colour: Short/Long: Height: Clothing Style: None of this matters as much as who they are in the inside (and how hot they are on the outside. HA!)

– Hair Colour: brown
– Height: 170cm
– Happy: Yes (mostly)
– Holiday: BEACH
– How do you want to die: I don’t want to die
– Health freak?: No. I am an unhealth freak (usually)

– Hate: ignorance
– Hockey Team: Go Canucks!
– Ice cream: Rolo
– Instrument: accoustic guitar

– Jewellery: any/all. Usually silver
– Job: currently "teaching" kindergarten

– Kids: approximately 70 (in my classroom)
– Kickboxing or karate: kickboxing is for pussies (that’s right – I said "pussies"… I’ll fight ya anytime) and karate is an inferior Japanese immitation of the world’s greatest martial art… Tae Kwon Do (feel the wrath of my black belt!!)
– Keep a journal?: Does this blog count?  Then yes.

– Longest Car Ride: Quesnel to Vancouver and back (same day)
– Love: Yes. Wait, what the hell is this question asking??  And what does my answer even mean??

– Letter: X (it is SO COOL)
– Laughed so hard you cried: Yes… often!
– Love at first sight: Yes
– Long Distance Relationships: No no no no no.

1. Slept in a bed beside you? Ew… probably Brendan

2. Saw you cry? Amelia (stupid 24 season 5!)
3. Went to the movies with you? I saw 300 with Brooke, Chadlinger, and Gentleman’s Bathroom (John)
4. You went to the mall with? I last went to the COEX with Brendan, Stefanie, and John
5. You went to dinner with? Last weekend we all went to Carnie Station (all you can eat… and drink – YIKES) for Keesie’s birthday
6. You talked to on the phone? Amelia tried to get me to go shoe shopping
7. Made you laugh? my 5:30 class (specifically Eddie and Lydia)

– Milk flavour: Chocolate
– Movie: I can’t possibly pick just one
– Mooned anybody: heh heh. Yes.
– Marriage?: Not right now
– Motion sickness? Yes (I freaking HATE the buses!)

– Number of Siblings: 1
– Number of Piercings: 5
– Number: 3, 5, or 7

– Overused Phrases: Phrases that *I* overuse?  Balls. True story. Scrotum. Go birthday yourself. So many more…
– One wish: to never really grow up
– One phobia: Bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror

– Place you’d like to live: Anywhere near the ocean
– Perfect Pizza: cheese and meat
– Pepsi/Coke: I’m not fussy about it

– Quail: This was the best they could do for the "Q" question??

– Reason to cry: There are lots of reasons to cry, but in my classroom you are only allowed to cry if you are hurt
– Reality T.V.: The Amazing Race
– Radio Station: (online)
– Roll your tongue in a circle? Yes
– Rolling Stones/ Rascall Flatts: Stones

– Song: Never, ever, EVER could I pick just one song
– Shoe size: Usually a 9
– Salad Dressing: Ranch
– Sushi: I love sushi – second on my list of favourite foods
– Scent: Jasmine
– Slept outside: Yes
– Seen a dead body?: No
– Smoked?: Not seriously
– Skinny dipped? No
– Shower Daily?: No… I sleep in a lot. No… a LOT.
– Sing well? NO. But I do it anyway. I’m sure my neighbours freaking HATE me.
– In the shower? Not in Korea – there is a vent into the hallway. No one needs that sort of torture
– Swear?: Fuck, yes!
– Stuffed Animals?: No. Except Miller (Carey’s small stuffed dinosaur that I’m carrying around Asia)
– Single/Group dates: I’ve never been on a date, but the idea of a group date really grosses me out
– Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries (but raspberries would be better)

– Scientists need to invent: a way for me to ingest only pizza, beer, coffee, and sushi and still be healthy
– Sex: Yes please.

– Time for bed: probably an hour ago (no matter what the time is!)
– Thunderstorms: I LOVE thunderstorms!

– TV: I haven’t plugged in my TV since before Christmas
– Touch your tongue to your nose?: A little
– Truck: No
– Tattoos: One on my back.
-Unpredictable: Sometimes
-Unpredictability: Mutable

– Vegetable you hate: ALL OF THEM!! No, serious?? Any vegetable that has the audacity to go limp. LOSERS! TIGHTEN UP!
– Vegetable you love: Sigh. I wish beer was a vegetable. I do like avacados. And, um… tomatoes. The rest I tolerate.

– Vacation spot: The beach. Any warm, sandy beach. With a cocktail.

– Weakness: Boys
– When you grow up: HA HA HA HA HA!!!
– Which one of your friends acts the most like you: No one acts like me… my friends are too smart for that!

– Who makes you laugh the most: This is a quality I look for in a friend, so it is most of the people I know!
– Worst feeling: lately? My hangover after the night at Carne Station (I’m telling you, "all you can drink" is a bad idea… especially if you have a competitive nature!)
– Wanted to be a model?: No. An actress, yes. A model, no.
– Where do we go when we die: wherever we need to
– Worst weather: dull, doing nothing weather. Like when it is overcast. BORING.

-X-Rays: Other than at the dentist, I don’t remember getting x-rays before coming to Korea. And now I have had 4 x-rays (2 back, one shoulder, one hip) and an MRI (hip).

-Year it is now: 2007
-Yellow: sun

-Zoo animal: MONKEYS
-Zodiac sign: Aries

One response to “Curse You MySpace and Facebook

  1. Wow – if I had known I was that close, I would\’ve put off travelling around SE Asia and stuck around long enough to make it into the Jodi Hall of Fame.  Damnation.

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