What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
I actually don’t go in for fancy ringtones – I think that they are annoying. I wish everyone would set their phones to vibrate. That said, I do like what my phone does when I get a text message. In English, it says "I love you!" This makes me happy.
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
Sunny with storms looming on the horizon.
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
Postmodern literature and theatre. Too bad no one ever asks to discuss this subject with me.
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
I would read The Bible, Bill Bryson’s "A Short History of Nearly Everything", and a dictionary. Why would anyone waste their time with magazines or newspapers??
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
I’d want a calorie-free and fat-free (but still tasting the same as the original!) never-ending Skor bar that would give me all my daily vitamins and minerals.