Only as Long as I Don't Have to Cook

On Carey’s MySpace she answered "If you could invite six people to have dinner with, dead or alive, who would you invite?" with the following:

Dali Lama
Kurt Cobain
John Lennon
John Stewart
and Jodi
(cuz she’d get mad if I didn’t invite her to this cool dinner party)*

Brendan responded with his list:

My uncle Jim
Bill Murray
Rodney Dangerfield
Christopher Walken
Jeremy Clarkson

I decided I wanted to play this game too, so here is my list:

Jon Stewart
Chuck Palahniuk
Eddie Vedder
Kiefer Sutherland
Steve Gutenburg

I was going to add explanations for each one, but I think that they are all rather self-explanatory.

*She’s right. I would be mad. But I’m such a dink I didn’t invite her to my dinner party. Which is fine, because I think she (and Mike, actually) would probably just crash it once they found out who would be there.

5 responses to “Only as Long as I Don't Have to Cook

  1. I thought she\’d asked you too anyway!  Steve Gutenburg?  I support that.  Also, if Jeremy Clarkson couldn\’t make it to mine, I now would want Chuck Klosterman.

  2. I was just trying to unknowingly talk about Jodi to you in your MySpace, because she told me we weren\’t allowed to talk about her in MySpace 😛
    Jodi:  We will have to co-ordinate our dinners so John Stewart doesn\’t have to turn one of us down….
    and yes, I would crash your dinner party…. in my monkey hat

  3. Oh, I\’m definitely crashing this party, and everyone else\’s for that matter. In fact, I\’m going to crash them all WITH Chuck Klosterman. That way he can distract everyone with his pop culture comparison of Pearl Jam\’s \’No Code\’ to the recent architectural developments in Dubai, while I stumble in and tackle a Christmas tree in the spirit of Kiefer Sutherland. I figure Jesus will most appreciate the whole situation.

  4. Okay, you can all crash my party, but Mike, since Jesus isn\’t coming to my party, bring a good Pinot Noir.

  5. Jesus refuses to make Merlot.

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