Life's To Do List (114)

 
I got this from Amelia’s MySpace. I’m going to try to top her score of 108. I’m feeling confident.
 
Body: Level 1
(@) Smoked A Cigarette (I was less than four years old the first time I tried it)
(@) Smoked A Cigar  (I like cigars! They smell good.)
(@) Smoked Weed (But I never inhaled…)
(@) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(@) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 5 (I’m kicking Amelia’s ass right now.)

Level 2
(@) Are / Been In Love
(@) Been Dumped
(@) Shoplifted
() Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight (I didn’t count TKD… we mostly kick each other)

SO FAR: 8

Level 3
( ) Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House (I used to lie to my Dad about where I was going/staying… but that ain’t the same.)
(@) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn’t Have Them Back (This happens all the time. It is bad for my complexion.)
( ) Been Arrested

(@) Made Out With A Stranger (Whoo boy.)
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date (I’ve never been on any date…)

SO FAR: 10

Level 4
(@) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(@) Skipped School
() Slept With A Co-worker (One shouldn’t dip their pen in the office ink. So to speak.)
(@) Seen Someone / Something Die (Not a person)

SO FAR: 13

Level 5
(@) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your My Space Friends (on more than one!)
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(@) Been On A Plane
(@) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 16 (less confident now about kicking Amelia’s ass.)

Level 6
(@) ate sushi
(@) Been Snowboarding
()Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace
(@)Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 19

Level 7
(@) Been In An Abusive Relationship (Emotionally, not physically)
(@) Taken Pain Killers
(@) Love/Like Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can’t Have (I’m MORE likely to love someone I can’t have. I’m retarded.)
(@) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(@) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 24

Level 8
(@) Had A Tea Party
(@) Flown A Kite
(@) Built A Sand Castle
(@) Gone mudding
(@) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 29

Level 9
(@) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(@) Gone Sledding
(@) Cheated While Playing A Game
(@) Been Lonely
(@) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 34

Level 10
(@) Watched The Sun Set
(@) Felt An Earthquake (True story… there was an earthquake in Korea this weekend!)
(@) Killed A Snake (Um, I wish I didn’t have to admit to this one. But I have actually done this.)

SO FAR: 37

Level 11
(@) Been Tickled
(@) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(@) Stolen something
(@) Been Misunderstood (CONSTANTLY)

SO FAR: 41

Level 12
(@) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School (They don’t suspend angels from school)
(@) Had Detention (I hit a boy with my ruler and got caught. Damn him.)
(@) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (Carey… there’s a little man on the windshield…)

SO FAR: 44

Level 13
(@) Had / having/ Have Braces
(@) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (mmmm… Rolo Ice Cream. It counts even if Mike helped me… right?)
(@) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 47

Level 14
(@) Hated The Way You Looked (another daily thing)
(@) Witnessed A Crime
(@) Pole Danced  (Sigh. This has happened more times than it should have.)

(@) Questioned Your Heart
(@) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (Post-its RULE!!)

SO FAR: 52

Level 15
(@) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(@) Been Lost  (Um… Team Six in China lost 38 annoying white people and a Chinese chick with a blue flag)
(@) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (Hey! I’m here now!)
(@) Swam In The Ocean
(@) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 57

Level 16
(@) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(@) Played Cops And Robbers
(@) Recently Colored With Crayons
(@) Sang Karaoke

(@) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 62

Level 17
(@) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn’t  (I’ve now said, "Because I said so… that’s why.")

(@) Made Prank Phone Calls
(@) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(@) Kissed In The Rain (Because of this I’m not allowed to dance to "November Rain" with anyone except Bruce.)

SO FAR: 66

Level 18
(@) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (I did this one THIS YEAR)
(@) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe (Not for a long time though!)
(@) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care / Cared About
(@) Blown Bubbles
(@) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere

SO FAR: 71

Level 19
(@) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People

(@) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(@) Had a wish come true
(  ) Been Humped By A Monkey (I assumed they meant an actual monkey so I didn’t check this one.)

SO FAR: 74

Level 20
(@) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(@) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 76

Level 22
(@) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
() Kissed A Fish (some dudes kiss like dead fish, but like the monkey question above, I didn’t think it would count)
(@) Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothes
(@) Sat On A Roof Top
() Kissed A Worm (EWWW!!!!  Except… weeeellllll, see the notes regarding the monkeys and fish above)

SO FAR: 79

Level 23
(@) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(@) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours at a time (I’ve gone more than 4 though!)
(@) Recently Stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about (I heart you, moms!)

SO FAR: 82

Level 24
(@) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(@) Climbed A Tree
(@) Had / Been In A Tree House
(@) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (I’m still scared about this. And if I watch a scary movie, someone has to stay the night or I have nightmares.)

SO FAR: 86

Level 25
(@) Believed In Ghosts
(@) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 88

Level 26
(@) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (And don’t even THINK of it, Amelia!)
(@) Been Told You’re Hot By A Complete Stranger (But not often enough)
() Broken A Bone
(@) Been Easily Amused (This one sums up my personality)

SO FAR: 91

Level 27
(@) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) MADE A PORN VIDEO
(@) Caught A Butterfly
(@) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(@) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 95

Level 28
(@) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(@) Had Someone Moon / Flash You
(@) Cheated On A Test (grade 9 social studies)
(@) Forgotten Someone’s Name (This happens all the time. I’ve got a good memory; I just don’t care.)
(@) French Braided Someone’s Hair (I did this to Esther K.’s hair on Thursday. I suck ass at it though.)
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(@) Been Kicked Out Of Your House (When I was a kid because I wouldn’t go out and play)
(@) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 102

Level 29
(@) Rode A Roller Coaster
(@) Been Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(@) Had A Cavity
(@) Blackmailed Someone (My brother and I used to blackmail each other all the time. I was better at it than he was.)
(@) Been Blackmailed (see above)

SO FAR: 107

Level 31
(@) Been Used (Or at least… it has felt that way!)
(@) Fell Going Up The Stairs (I hate when you think there is one more stair and try to step up on it)
(@) Licked A Cat (I licked my cat Tigger. I wanted to know what it would feel like. It was kind of gross. I can’t believe this was on the list. How many people have done this?)
(@) Bitten Someone

(@) Licked Someone

SO FAR : 112

Level 32
() been shot at/or at gunpoint (I believe my moms, bro and I were threatened with an axe while camping once though…)
() Had sex in the rain (While it was raining? Yes. Out in it? No.)
() flattened someone’s tires
(@) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
(@) Got five dollars worth of gas (Once, $2. In small change.)

Total: 114 (Not bad!)

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