My moms sent me this joke and I actually thought it was pretty funny. So I thought I would share.
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring for Christmas so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.