Joke from my Moms

My moms sent me this joke and I actually thought it was pretty funny. So I thought I would share.
 
 
 
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring for Christmas so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
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