Ameliar is a Bad Influence

And one day I will stop doing these and considering them "blog entries". But until something more exciting than sitting around my apartment watching Spiderman on Korean TV happens… this is what you are stuck with.
 
 YOU :

1. A Cuddler? :  Now, I understand that most people think that I’m prickly. And that is true. However, I really do enjoy cuddling at certain times. But if I’m not in the mood, back off. Lately I’ve been considering Amelia’s offer to cuddle on the couch and watch a movie together. Whoo-boy! Pickin’s are sure thin…

2. A morning person?:   Sweet sassy molassy! Have you seen me in the morning?  Yikes! I’m no good to society until I’ve had coffee (with Baileys). I’m not functional and cranko.

3. Are you a perfectionist?: Yes. But I’m really lazy about it.

4. An only child? : No. I am the oldest of two.

5. Religious? : No.

6. In your pajamas? : Thank goodness, yes.

7. Left handed? : No. But I used to play Intellivision with my left hand. And that is the only thing I can do left-handed.

LAST :
1. Talked to on the phone: Brittany
2. Message over MySpace: From? Amelia. To? I dunno. I forget.
3. Wore: My Tae Kwon Do uniform.

4. Was today better than yesterday?: Both days were not Friday. So one was no better or worse than the other. 

FAVORITE :
1. Number: Seven
2. Color: Red.
3. Season: Fall.

CURRENTLY :
1. Missing: My mind.
2. Wanting: Whatever it is that I cannot possibly have.
Questions & ANSWERS:

Q:What was the first thing you did this morning?
A: Shit myself. Figuratively, you sick bastards. But I have a new alarm clock and it is really loud. Scares the crap out of me every morning.

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Yes. Many things. Can I make a list? Actually, I should start a list. And I can think of who would be at the top of it…

Q: What’s the last movie you watched?
A: In the theatre… The Prestige (I liked it). On TV… I really am watching Spiderman right now. I don’t usually turn on the TV, but Brendan sent me a message saying that ET was on. Well, it is on the border of China were he lives, but those of us living in Korea proper don’t get that channel. Which is a shame. Because I like ET (even though I always cry) and I do NOT like Spiderman.

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Tae Kwon Do.

Q: Do you smile often?:
A: I dunno. How often is often?  You tell me… 

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Of course. I believe it works too.

Q: Are you a friendly person?:
A: Um, yes. I would say yes. (Again, you can comment to the contrary, if you wish). But here’s the rub: I am friendly in that I am fairly outgoing and meet a lot of people. I have a lot of acquaintances. However, I don’t have a lot of really close friends. I’m unfriendly in that I give up on people very quickly, and I don’t give people many chances. I’m also decidedly unfriendly to people who suck.

Q: Do you have more guy or girl friends?
A: Guys, definitely. I like guys more. I also like that guys do funner things. And there is less drama. And you don’t have to talk about and/or hear about "feelings". However, I do appreciate the close girl friends that I DO have, as it is really hard to find chicks that aren’t severely delayed. I’m happy that I’m not a boy… I can’t even imagine how hard it would be to find a girl worth dating.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Hmmmm…. I’m not even trying to play tough here – I don’t remember. Although, here IS me playing tough – I wouldn’t tell you what made me cry even if I did remember.

 
Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: I have no idea. Can people actually remember shite like that?

Q: If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
A. Beer.

Q: Anything hurt on your body right now?
A: My back is the worst right now. I need a massage.

Q: What was your elementary schools mascot?
A: My what?!? What the hell are you talking about? Elementary schools have mascots??? Okay, maybe mine did, but we moved a lot and I don’t remember.

Q: What’s your favourite bottled water?
A: Ew! What a disgusting question. You sick bastard!  All water, whether bottled or not, tastes like ass.

Q: Did you attend your high school prom?
A: Yes, but we didn’t call it a prom. It was a dance after graduation. And it licked donkey balls.

Q: Did you go to someone else’s prom?
A: No.
Q: Ever make fun of a homeless person?
A: I don’t think so, but a few weeks ago I made Amelia take a picture of a guy drunk and passed out on the street in Itaewon. He wasn’t homeless… but he was down and out.
Q: At what age do you want to get married?
A: Here’s a story for you. When I was 11, I was asked to predict where I would be in the year 2000. In 2000 I was 24.  At age 11, I thought I would be married with two children and a successful lawyer. When I told my friend Cayman this in November of 1999, the first thing he said was "Where are you going to find a husband in two months?"  Not, "how are you going to mother two children?".  Not, "how are you going to pass the bar?".  But, "where are you going to find a husband?"  DAMN YOU CAYMAN! Now that I have missed that deadline, I no longer have a specific age in mind. Also, one would think that I should get my ass in gear and go on a date or two before I start worrying about flipping marriage.

Q: How many kids do you have/want?
A: I actually think that I may want one of the little bastards. Settle down, Moms. That won’t be for a long time. Remember… I will have to go out and try dating boys first.

Q: NAME A FRIEND WHOS NAME STARTS WITH A "P".
A: Patricia, but I’ve always called her Tricia.

Q: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS:
A: Just the missed ones?  I only have two missed calls (no one calls me) and they were both Brendan. If I count all calls, the fourth call ago was also Brendan. I need more friends.

Q: WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID TO SOMEONE AND WHO WAS IT?
A: Text message?  Brendan, and I said "i would still rather watch et". Online?  Star, and I said "cheers" last. Or actually spoken words to someone? It was "Cheers, see ya later" to the people I do Tae Kwon Do with.

Q: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
A: Nope. I KNOW! I FREAKING KNOW!!!

Q: EVER BEEN FISHING?
A: Bajillions of times. I miss fishing. And even though I probably went more often with my moms, thinking about fishing makes me miss my dad.

 
Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: How the hell would I know that? It isn’t as though it is all up to me, now is it?  I think it would be fun though. I might give it a try.

Q: WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?:
A: Sleeping. But CSI is on next.

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: Yes. Seriously! But I’m beginning to realize that most people don’t. Guess I won’t get married until I meet someone else who agrees that you can. And is hot. And smart. And witty.  Holy shit, I really am never getting married.

Q: LAST TIME YOU USED A SKATEBOARD?
A: Holy crap, more than 15 years ago, I bet. I suck bad at it. So I only tried it once. I love it when people are good at skateboarding… it amazes me. I could sit and watch someone skateboard for a long time. Or, at least until they fall down. When people bail when boarding it looks like it hurts really bad. I would have to leave at that point and go get them a cookie or something.

Q: WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU SLEPT BESIDES YOUR HOUSE?
A: At the Best Bestern in Beijing, China.

Q: BEST MOVIE YOU’VE SEEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
A: Tommy Boy. 😀

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