Monthly Archives: October 2006

Friday's Feast

Appetizer
Create a new candle scent.
 
Turkey dinner.

Soup
Name one way you show affection to others.

 
Presents. True story – I often show my love with material goods. If I see something that makes me think of someone, I buy it. I usually don’t care what it costs either… if that person MUST have that ugly doll keychain; then that person shall have that ugly doll keychain.  Conversely though, this personality trait of mine makes me hate things like Christmas, Valentine’s Day, and birthdays, as you are FORCED to give presents on those days. Even if you can’t think of a good one. Even if you don’t really like the person (to wit: secret santa).

Salad
What is your favorite writing instrument?

 
Computer. I have schizo handwritting that some people say is nice… but I don’t like that it isn’t perfect. I don’t like that it can reveal my personality. I don’t like how it changes. That said,  if I have to write by hand I like blue ink or a really, really sharp pencil. Noooo… sharper than that…

Main Course
If you were given $25 to spend anywhere online, from which site would you buy?

 
Probably buy a stupid t-shirt from Toothpaste for Dinner.

Dessert
Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what are you going to be?

 
Sigh, sort of. And only for work. See, they screwed up my costume again. They let Brooke-Teacher and I pick the same costume – a devil’s costume.  Aside: There aren’t many costumes available in my size, I would never pick a devil costume if I had more options. End Aside. Anyhoo, the trouble (other than Brooke and I having the same costume) is that they got just a cape for her, and a dress and horns for me. Half a costume each. So I gave Brooke my costume so at least one of us has a full costume. I am just going to wear my Tae Kwon Do uniform… the kids will go crazy anyway. Sigh.

Another Quote

"Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness."
  –
Robertson Davies

Intervention

I’ve decided that I spend too much time in front of my computer, doing one thing or another. (Or, more truthfully, doing nothing most of the time). I need an intervention. And as I cannot handle the irony of an online center for internet addiction, I’m cutting myself off. I expect it to be painful. I expect to be even more grumpy and irritable than usual. But hopefully, I will finally finish Nietzsche and get some freaking sleep. Because once again… I’m not sleeping. Or at least, not much. Maybe a few hours a night, and not in a row. This is extremely painful when you get up in the morning and deal with six-year-olds.
 
So, after this week… the computer is only available to me on Tuesdays and Thursdays and on the weekends (except Sunday after 6pm). And Tuesdays and Thursdays are for checking emails only. So blogging and pictures will have to wait until Saturday. I know, I know… this hardly seems fair to you guys – now you will have to wait until the weekend to enjoy my wit (ha!). But it needs to be done. I feel like I’m wasting my life away with this stupid PC on my lap. And, I suppose… I am.
 
That said, I have some blogging to do right now. Because I want to enjoy my last week of computer freedom before I gear myself up to not use my computer anymore. (By the way, I’m already worried about this…)
 
::ROBBIE::
 
Robbie is in my 5:30 class. He is pretty freaking funny for a 10 year old. Last Friday, he said two things that cracked me right up. First, he started ad-libbing during his presentation. They had to write a story in which they had to use the line "I told you NOT to push that button!" somewhere. Well, after reading the line "… the devil could come out…" Robbie paused for effect and when no one reacted he went "ooooooo" in his best "spooky voice" and raised his eyebrows at us. That got a laugh. Later in his presentation, when he again did not get the reaction he was looking for, he quipped, "can you guys understand me out there?"
 
After presentations, this kid got me again. I asked Linda what her Korea name is. Before she could answer, Robbie broke in and said "IM SO CRAY – ZEE" in a way that made it almost sound like a Korea word. I nearly peed my pants.
 
::FRIDAY NIGHT::
 
Friday night we went out with the Tae Kwon Do crew to say goodbye to Owen. First we went for dinner. Now, when you go for galbi, there is this really excellent sauce that Brooke and I both admit having an addiction to. And it was on the other side of the table. Well, I swiped it for us, but McCann and Ken noticed what I had done. Balls! Brooke made fun of me, but I told her that if she had been singing some danger music – say, the Mission Impossible theme – I would have gotten away with it. Not long into dinner, we ran out of sauce (addicted). In the meantime, the boys had acquired more sauce, but weren’t even half through with it. I decided to swap the dishes. But I wasn’t going to do it without Brooke’s help. So I asked to to hum some danger music for me. You know what she started singing? The music that plays in Super Mario 1 when you are in the dungeons. I heart Brooke!
 
The other great thing is that when Brendan (not Brendan, Brendan… Brendan in Suji, Brendan) took a picture of the group at dinner, our Master turned to him and said, "Stalker!"  HA HA HA! Where does he pick these things up???
 
After dinner we went to a pub called "Loss Time". In the girl’s bathroom there is a sign. It reads, "Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unseachable things you do not know.  – Jeremiah 33:3" I wonder if it is supposed to be along the lines of the signs you see in Walmart bathrooms that say "If this washroom is not up to your standards, please let the dayshift manager know and we will do everything to right your complaint".  I dunno.
 
::SATURDAY::
 
I had to drag myself out of bed to make it to the RMT by 3:00 to have breakfast. Bad sign. But good breakfast. I was reading my book and as I read and came across this:
 
"And let that day be lost to us on which we did not dance once! And let that wisdom be false to us that brought no laughter with it!"
 
Well done, Nietzsche! Now I have gotten two things so far out of reading your book… this quote and the ability to correctly spell your name. Ace.
 
Brendan (Brendan, Brendan) met me around 4:00 once he had finished dicking around with his phone. We played Trivial Pursuit… and I’m amazed to say that I won. It isn’t that Brendan is a formidable opponent (ha!) – but because I never win at TP! NEVER! I get screwed with the world’s most obscure questions. But not this time, baby! And if you know Brendan… he is going to claim that the only reason I won was because it was Canadian Trivial Pursuit. But as I know nothing about Canadian history or politics, I think that’s bollocks. And I did get the Sports pie piece for the correct answer of "Cricket", which isn’t a Canadian flipping sport as far as I know. I think he is being a bad sport about it ’cause after I won I made a public announcement and gave myself a "self high-five". It was fun a fun afternoon. (For me).
 
::SUNDAY::
 
On Sunday I ventured out into Seoul and bought a new camera (thanks for the directions, Sue!). I’m very happy about it… not that my old camera was balls or anything, but this one will be more suited to my needs. Now hopefully I will take some better pictures. After getting the camera, I had the most amazing sushi, got lost on the subway (I’m completely delayed at navigating the subway system), and ended up at Coex.  Did some shopping there and headed home, happy but tired.
One of the things I bought was a great book. It is actually a children’s book called "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint Exupery. I’m recommending it to everyone. It is my new most-favourite book. I read the entire book on the bus on the way home. And nearly cried at the end… not so much because it is sad, but because it is so… hmmm… truthful?  I just loved it, okay? And plan to read it more times. You should read it too.
 
The final thing I did on Sunday is to free my squirrels. Yup. I took them up to the mountain and let them free. I made a promise that if I thought they were unhappy in their house I would let them go. And I honestly think that they were unhappy. Every time I came close to the cage, Jim would cower in his box and Martin would furiously start running on the wheel. Letting them go was hard, because I worry about them. I’m not naive, I know that they may not make it out there. But I’m choosing to not dwell on this thought. Because there is also a possiblity that they will do well, and that is what I want to think about. I’m hoping that they are both happier outside, Martin running up and down trees and Jim burrowing in somewhere and feeling safe. And I would like to think that even if those crazy squirrels don’t make it, at least they will have had their freedom before they met their end. Every living thing deserves at least that much.

Surveylicious

 
Like you, I also wish more was going on in my life right now… but things are still pretty dull. Besides, these stupid surveys may provide a snapshot of where my mind was at this point in time. Maybe not. Either way, it gives me something to say on rainy Sundays.
 
1.You and Jesus go out to dinner – who pays?
Seriously, if I went out for dinner with Jesus and the restaurant didn’t give it to us "on the house", I would have to firebomb the joint for disrespecting Jesus. And if Jesus didn’t want me to do that, I would respect his wishes. Then I would offer to pay for dinner as long as he changed our drinking water to wine throughout the meal and giggled with me about "sticking it to the man".

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?

 
Mia Wallace.
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?

I wouldn’t get rid of it, but I would take back Alaska for Canada. Jerks. It even looks like it should be ours.

4. You wake up as the opposite gender what’s the one thing you wanna try?

Not having to wait in a huge queue just to take a damned pee.

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?

When I was younger, I had a crush on Skywalker. Now, I think Han Solo is the hot one. However, in Korea, most of the boys I meet seem to fall into the "Chewbacca" category more often than not. And I don’t find that walking carpet attractive at all.

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?

Barbie Dreamhouse and van. (But to give my moms credit… I had a LOT of other Barbie shite). 

7. Top three celebrities you wanna do.

Jack Bauer, Jon Stewart, and Batman.

8. What’s an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?

Not allowing me to be friends with other boys.

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?

Silence of the Lambs (the only scary movie I watch)

10. Stupidest thing you’ve ever said out loud?

Oh, come ON. As if I ever say stupid things OUT LOUD.

11. You’re sentenced to death and it’s the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?

I understand that I’m supposed to list my favourite foods. But really, if I’m being executed, I doubt I will really want to eat anything. Two reasons: first, my tummy would probably be hurting ’cause I know I’m going to die. Second, I heard that you poop yourself when you die. I don’t want to have anything in my system to escape when I die, especially if the execution is public. Ew. Now I’m wondering if anyone has ever done a study on how many "final meals" actually get eaten… 

12. What’s something that most people do that you’ve never done?

Die. Seriously… most people do it, but I haven’t gotten around to it yet. One day, I suppose I will give it a go…

13. Before you die you want to go to…?

Red Lobster.

14. Something you’d really like to do but probably won’t ever be able to do?

Jack Bauer, Jon Stewart, and Batman.

15. A wild animal you’d like to have as a pet?

A MONKEY!!

16. A drug you’ll never try?

Heroin.

17. If you were an animal what would you be?

A MONKEY!!

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12, who would it be?

I don’t remember anyone I knew at the age of 12…

19. What’s something a lot of people don’t know about you?

Well, does that count people that read this blog?  Hmmmm… the smell of gasoline always makes me feel hungry.

20. First celebrity crush?

Kirk Cameron.

21. What’s a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?

Personality and Habits: flame-thrower or words
Abilities: nunchuks, tae kwon sticks, bo staff, sword, words…

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc…)?

French toast.

24. Favorite parody movies?

I enjoy "mockumentaries" such as This is Spinal Tap, The Delicate Art of Parking, and Hard Core Logo. (On TV, good mockumentaries include The Office and Arrested Development).

25. Worst way to die?

Too young.

26. Grossest injury you’ve ever seen?

When I lived in Pitt Meadows I saw a guy hit his face off the curb while playing street hockey and knocking out both his top front teeth. There was a lot of freaking blood.

27. The worst injury you’ve ever had?

Herniated disks in my lower back.

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?

In Korea, that it lasts a week. At home, turkey goodness at my Moms’ house!

29. Sport you hate the most?

Log tossing.

30. What state in the U.S. would you most like to visit?

New York.

31. What’s something you think would be sweet to know everything about?

Music.

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?

Will Ferrell.

34. What makes an awesome party?

I do, babies!

35. What is your material obsession?

Technology. Seriously, I have a problem. I need an intervention.

36. What’s something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?

I don’t mind being told that I’m strange.

37. Favorite kind of dog?

Beagle.

38. Favorite carnival food?

Cotton candy, corn dogs, and deep-fried doughnuts!

39. Morning or night person?

Night.

40. Worst drunken habit?

I would say GETTING drunk is my worst habit. I don’t think I do anything habitually when I’m drunk that is really all that bad. Although I have been caught table dancing a few times now. I wouldn’t consider it a "habit" yet, but I really should cut it out.

41. Weirdest ebay purchase?

Hmmm… nothing too weird. Most interesting would be "Strangest Tribe" by Pearl Jam on vinyl for Mike.

42. Favorite food to eat when you’re wasted?

Korean street food!

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?

Probably still out drinking with friends.

44. Who’s your favorite friend to go out with?

I can’t even BELIEVE I have to say this. Sigh. Brendan.

45. Worst job you’ve ever had?

Car Insurance Salesperson.

46. What’s something your friends make fun of you for?

Being a nerd. 

47. Favorite cereal?

Captain Crunch.

48. Book you could read repeatedly?

Choke. Fierce Invalids. Orxy & Crake. Slaugherhouse 5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. The Little Prince. 100’s more. I’m a re-reader.

49. What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done?

When we were kids I convinced my younger brother Brian that he was adopted. At one point, he tried to outsmart me by asking our Mom if this was true. When he came back to me to let me know that Moms said I was lying, I said, "Of course that is what she would tell you…."  Poor kid.

Friday's Feast

 
Appetizer
What is your favorite beverage?
Beer.
Soup
Name 3 things that are on your computer desk at home or work.
 
I don’t have a computer desk at home OR at work. I don’t have a computer at work. At home, my computer sits on a wee table on my bed. That’s right. It is on my bed. You shut up.

Salad
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being highest), how honest do you think you are?

 
5 – I WANT to be honest but getting away with fabrications is SO much fun! Although, I may be lying about that.

Main Course
If you could change the name of one city in the world, what would you rename it and why?

 
I always thought Kamloops would be cooler if it was known as "Kamipants" or "Kampoops". Both names are more fun to write on a postcard. But I bet no one would take me seriously about the name change.

Dessert
What stresses you out? What calms you down?

 
Having to wait for things stresses me out. Whether for a party to start, my flight to be announced, dinner to be served, people coming over, phone calls, teeth cleaned… whatever. I HATE waiting for things to start. Especially because I’m always ridiculously early (usually).
 
Sitting on the beach at night in a swing-chair under a tree lit from below with a beer in my hand looking out at the Gulf of Thailand was one of the calmest and most relaxed moments of my entire life.

Two More Things…

 
First, did I mention that on my last Tae Kwon Do test I punched through 11 boards?  Awesome! Awesome to the max!
 
Also, I got my hair cut today. I look slightly less delayed.

ANOTHER Stupid Survey??

Yes. YES AND YES. Because nothing interesting is happening in my life right now (except I did go to Emart with Sue and bought a new toilet seat. VERY exciting!)
 

FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ
Type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 words. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. Here we go:

1. Cigarettes:

My moms’ house.

2. Sex:

I believe, and I think the population at large would agree, that I should be having sex more regularly. It would make me a happier person.

3. Relationships:

I will use an analogy to answer this one… sometimes I wish I had a puppy. I think it would be nice to have one to walk and to pet, to cuddle with and to teach cute little tricks. This is the puppy-in-theory. In reality, puppies are poop-machines that wreck your shite and shed all over the place. In theory, I would love to have a puppy. In reality, I really can’t commit to having one right now. Did you understand the analogy here?

4. Your Last Ex:

Mike.

5. Power Rangers:

I start humming "go go power rangers!" and the worst thing is, I don’t even know if that is their real theme song or if I just made that up for them.

6. Marijuana:

Cambodia and Mr. James.

7. Crack:

I’m watching a TV show right now called "The Wire" and it makes me think of that.

8. Food:

Hot wings and beer. (Beer is a food, right?)

9. This President:

Which President do you mean by "this"? This question is most likely referring to the American President, but I’m more concerned at the moment by the North Korean President. In either case, they are both cuckoo bananas.

10. War:

See number 9, above.

11.Televison:

I can’t wait for the new season of 24. I wish I could marry Jack Bauer.

12. Gas prices:

There is no flipping way I would drive in this country.

13.Halloween:

"This is Halloween" from "A Nightmare before Christmas". My kinder kids are singing it for the Halloween festival, and it plays through my mind constantly, keeping me from sleep…

14. Bon Jovi:

"Ohhhh…. we’re halfway there… OHH OHH… LIVING ON A PRAYER!!!" (Imagine a girl’s night out where we are all drunk on the dance floor and singing this at the top of our lungs).

15. Religion:

Is the opiate of the masses.

16. MySpace:

Also the opiate of the masses. Bet you didn’t see THAT coming, did you Marx?

17. Worst Fear:

Being trapped between floors in an elevator crammed with little children.

18. Marriage:

The theme song from "Married with Children" was the first thing that came to mind, horrifically enough…

19. Fashion:

I don’t believe in fashion.

20. Brunettes:

I think brunettes are usually sassy. Ahem.

21. RedHeads:

Are like brunettes, but a tad less sassy and a tad fierier.

22. Work:

Thank God it is Friday tomorrow…

23: Pass the time:

With stupid online quizzes. I’m the online quiz master this week…

24: One Night Stands:

Yes, please. Can I have more than one?

25: Cell Phone:

Why Cell Phone? Why did you run out of minutes tonight, of all nights? WHY WHY WHY? I NEEDED YOU, DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

26: Pet Peeves:

Desperate laughter. When people make fun of how I pronounce words. People from Wisconsin who try to tell me they are from Indiana. Poor service in restaurants. People who narrate movies. Everyone who wasn’t on Team Six in China. People who don’t respect queues. People who call Alberta the "West". Brendan.

27: Pixie Stix:

The scene in "The Breakfast Club" where Ally Sheedy’s character makes her lunch.

28: Vanilla Ice Cream:

I left "Cream" off number 28 and started to dance to "Ice Ice Baby" in my head. I’m delayed.

29: Porta Potties:

They smell better than the toilets in China. I also think of concerts.

30: High School:

Misbehaving.

31: Pajamas:

I love pajamas and shopping for them and the idea of them. However, I sleep in my underpants. True story.

32. Wood:

Heh heh. You said "wood".

33. Surfers:

I have this idea that all surfers are super hot, which is why I want to move to Australia. But I’m afraid that I will move to Australia and find out that it was all just a glorious, glorious dream.

34. Picture:

I hate having my picture taken. Hate it. But I like taking pictures and I think I’m going to buy a new camera this weekend. EEEEE!!!!

35. First True Love:

Now, is this the first person I loved (I think I was three and his name was Nathan)? Or is this “First True Love” mean whatever it is that I love and put first before all other things? Because if the second meaning is the one we are looking at here… then it might be beer. Or books. Or music. Or myself. Or you baby… you are so money…

PS:

I’ve registered. Moms, they will call you if North Korea blows me up, okay?

Captain Cuckoo Bananas

Some people are getting a bit worried about the situation over here with the North Koreans and their leader. If you haven’t heard… check out the news. It’s pretty tense in the region right now. However, I am not worried. I honestly believe that things will go one of two ways:
 
1. There will finally be talks and everyone will calm the fuck down for a while again.
2. There will be a war, and it will be so big that you will have just as much as I do to be worried about.
 
Number one is self-explanatory, but I’ll elaborate a bit on number two. My theory is that either North Korea or America will strike first. If North Korea strikes first, they won’t be aiming for South Korea. This is more than slightly less-than-elegant… but why would they lay a big steamy dump in their own back yard?  No, no. They will attack the States (thus, you dudes have more to worry about than me). Of course, if N. Korea hits the USA, the US will hit back (remember Hiroshima? The Americans don’t take lightly to being attacked at home). I’m hoping that there are enough American citizens in S. Korea that we will get a warning before they hit back. But it won’t really matter in the end anyway. Because if the US hits N. Korea, China’s going to get pissed. If they don’t, Japan will be pissed. No matter what, you have the world’s largest military powers pissed off at each other. And then we are all fucked.
 
I don’t think it is quite time for the end of all civilization. Life on earth will not… CAN not end until I have worn a jet-pack that will let me fly to work. Seriously.
 
In the meantime, I have my contingency plans all laid out. I’m going to register with the Canadian embassy (so they can help take off, eh?). I’m also preparing my plan two: which is to hide under my bed with my gameboy, sword, and lifetime supply of peanut M&M’s.
 
Personally, and seriously, I think it will all work out fine. Most of the time, I don’t think about it. And I’m certainly not worried about it.

I Already Knew That I Didn't Have A Life

I got this from Stef. SUPPOSEDLY if you’ve seen over 100 of the 174 movies on this list, you have no life. I only seen 62 of them. I feel that doesn’t make a nerd at all. However, I do feel I have no life based solely on the fact that I’m posting the results of this MOVIE SURVEY on my BLOG.

NERD ALERT!

( ) Nacho Libre (Only because I haven’t pirated it yet)
(1) Grease
(2) Pirates of the Caribbean
(3) pirates of the caribbean 2 (I accidently counted this one… but I will watch it soon so I’ll leave it)
( ) Orange County
(4) The Green Mile
(5) Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory (old)
(6) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(New)
(7) Neverending Story
(8) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane!
( ) Red Eye
( ) Stick It
( ) Shes the Man
( ) 8 Mile
(9) The Princess Bride (Best Movie Ever)
( ) SNL’s The Best of Will Ferrell (But I both rue and lament the fact that I HAVEN’T seen this…)
(10) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Fun With Dick and Jane
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(11) American Pie
(  ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
(12) Harry Potter
(13) Harry Potter 2
(14) Harry Potter 3
(15) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I (I may have seen this, but I don’t think so)
( ) Resident Evil 2
(16) The Wedding Singer
( ) Cinderella Man
( ) The Village
(17) Lilo & Stitch
(18) Finding Nemo
(19) Finding Neverland
(  ) Signs
(20) The Grinch (I’ve seen old and new… and my kids are doing this for Christmas)
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
( 21) Butterfly Effect (Worst Movie Ever…)
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
(22) Robots
( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (But I wanted to…)
( ) Universal Soldier
(23) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(  ) Along Came Polly
( 24) Deep Impact
(25) KingPin
(26) Meet The Parents
(  ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG (old or new)

(  )A Cinderella Story
(  ) The Terminal
(  ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(  ) Passport to Paris
(27) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(28) Flubber
(  ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(  ) Practical Magic
(29) Chicago
(  ) Ghost Ship
(30) From Hell
(31) Hellboy
(32) Secret Window
(33) I Am Sam (I cried so hard during this movie Mike had to ask me if I want to stop it)
(  ) The Whole Nine Yards
(  ) The Whole Ten Yards
(34) The Day After Tomorrow (I heart disaster movies… especially ones with pseudo-science!)
( 35) Child’s Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(  ) 10 Things I Hate About You
(  ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(  ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(36) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( )The Grudge
(37) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
( ) Ocean’s Eleven
( ) Ocean’s Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) superstar
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice age 2 The Meltdown
(38) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(39) ET
(40) Children of the Corn (Best "Fake Trip Scene" in a movie ever)
( ) My Boss’ Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan ("You know how I know YOU’RE gay…")
(41) Monsters Inc.
(42) War of the Worlds
(  ) Rush Hour
(  ) Rush Hour 2
(  ) Best Bet
(  ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(  ) She’s All That
(  ) Calendar Girls
(  ) Sideways
(43) Mars Attacks
(  ) Event Horizon
(  ) Ever After
(44) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(45) The Terminator
(46) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
(47) X-Men
(48) X-Men 2
(49) X-Men 3
(50) Spider-Man
(51) Spider-Man 2
(  ) Sky High
(  ) Jeepers Creepers
(  ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(52) Catch Me If You Can
(53) The Others
(  ) Freaky Friday
(  ) Reign of fire
(54) Cruel Intentions
(  ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(55) Shrek
(56) Shrek 2
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(57) Old School
(  ) K-Pax
(58) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(59) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(60) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(  ) A Walk to Remember
(  ) Boogeyman
(61) The 40-year-old-virgin (How else would I have know the "You know how I know you’re gay" joke?)
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) The Grudge 2
(62) Madagascar
(  ) Family Stone