What is your favorite herb or spice?
Garlic. And now here is a conundrum for you… because I love garlic, which of the following do you believe to be true: a. I’m not actually
a vampire (using "insomnia" as a cover story) or b. Garlic is useless as a defence against vampires?
Name a song you like but haven’t heard in a long time.
"Cold Cold Ground" by Tom Waits.
If you were to take just one minute to write down as many things as you can think of that you need (not want) to do, approximately how many things would there be?
Tell something interesting about one of your family members (nothing scandalous, please, just something unique).
That isn’t scandalous? Better keep to my moms’ side of the family….
Okay, my moms has a remarkable ability to sell anything to anyone. I’ve seen her do it… she’s amazing at it! Wait… that’s not very interesting, is it? Okay, here’s another one about my moms. She may want to kill me for posting this on the internet, but I often do things in my life just
to make her feel like killing me. I’m keeping her instincts sharp as she slips into sweet senility (ha!). When I was a child, my moms won my first swing-set in a beer-drinking competition with our neighbour. True story!
What’s the latest you’ve ever stayed awake?
This is such a strange question to me. Does it mean on a work night? Or any night? Because once I was awake for more than four days straight in university (insomnia + stress + procrastination all semester + coffee). Does that constitute "latest"? Or "longest"? Because after the four days I believe I was in bed at a reasonable time…. This question is hurting my head. I need to get some sleep.